I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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