With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
tell me about the fingering
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