Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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