I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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