based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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