I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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