North Korea, Best Korea!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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