we're blogging at a bar
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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