I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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