It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I touched a dick in church today
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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