I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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