I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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