Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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