yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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