If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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