there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's blow job season.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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