she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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