strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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