cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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