today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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