With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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