She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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