Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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