I hate your face
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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