My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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