Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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