He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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