ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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