Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
