YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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