Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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