But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You are a genius and a whore.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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