I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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