yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At least make sure they are 18
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I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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