I wish I could teleport
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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