my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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