I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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