The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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