My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Randomize
