Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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