he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
How naked do you want me to be?
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