i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So. Much. Porn.
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