I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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