the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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