I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
and i looked up. we had an audience...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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