please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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