You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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