talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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