belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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