what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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