i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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