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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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