what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All the doctor said was why
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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