when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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