I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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