My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
That's when you crack a 10am beer
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Randomize
