that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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