So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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