Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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